Welcome to the jungle, watch it bring you to your knees

I wasn't aware that the Fleet Center had developed a nickname, but apparently it's now known as "The Jungle". I like it. I believe it has a lot more to do with the Celtics' strangling defense than with the humidity, wildlife, or ability of Axl Rose to score some heroin, but the place needed a nickname. The Fleet sounds dumb - plus, they're a giant monopolistic local bank - so that's out. New Garden sounds a little too desperate. Yeah. The Jungle works just fine.