Yeah, that's me bowling on the front page of boston.com. (Not Yoda, you jokers -- farther down.). Look quick - I don't know how long it will be up there. Furthermore, Bill Simmons invokes the legend of Gino in his NBA Six-Pack. Life is good in Sportstown USA.

Update: It's not there anymore. But let it be known that my bowling prowess will one day put me on the covers of other major websites. For more than an hour or two.