You thought Luis Gonzalez' gum was bad? Mariners reliever Jeff Nelson is selling bone chips from his elbow on eBay. I don't even have a joke here. The winner has to promise not to use the specimen for DNA-extraction or cloning purposes. See? There's something not-quite-right about those kooky Mariners.

5:20. So much for that. Seems the killjoys at eBay have some policy against selling body parts. Come on, guys. It's the Internet. Live a little.