Since I'll be at work tomorrow (hopefully in range of a radio) and won't be able to fret about Pedro properly, I made tonight's Tribe-Angels game my honorary Opening Night. You forget the pleasures of keeping score (I did. I'm a nerd.), of seeing old players in new uniforms, and the singular joy of kicking back and letting Jon Miller and Joe Morgan take you through nine innings. And if I saw the real Bartolo Colon tonight, I'm changing my AL Central predictions.

Happy opening day, everybody.